I'm very late to this but I really wanted to make my contribution to Mermay Sun and Moon.
Random punk rock au with @just-a-drawing-bean @starsketchez @skizabaa from magma session <3 We honestly slayed
If I don't see all of them in the next game, I'm quitting.. (just kidding but please?)
Also? Long hair club, yay!
(couldn’t fit this all in comments sadly lol)
I mean for SURE we KNOW Varric is gonna be in Dreadwolf- if they have him as the trailer narrator but not in the game they KNOW there will be blood flowing in the streets from the uproar
Dorian? Also a strong chance of at LEAST being mentioned? Maybe meeting him but not sure about being a travelling companions again but hey he’s in Tevinter, the game is in Tevinter so yea.
Egghead? Yea he’s the Dreadwolf the game is named Dreadwolf- call it a hunch but there’s a TEENY TINY ITTY-BITTY MINISCULE CHANGE that he MIGHT be in the game.
Lavellan however? I dunno, but hey we brought Hawke into Inquisition so why not our Inky into Dreadwolf.
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."
Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."
Story time. I was looking for these at the hardware store not too terribly long ago and didn't know what they were called. When a sales associate asked me if I needed help, I said I was looking for the drunk octopus hooks and held up my fists in a boxing pose.
She knew exactly what I was talking about, though.
ALTSaw the big ones at the GameStop for $40 ea. ilu boys but I can't separate you and I don't have $80
It was an old drawing, but I got it colored. Makes me appreciate how some artists can do this daily
I saw this wine glass at the store and knew that Wine would have this. It’s his party glass
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
However you think this story will end is wrong
feralmoonlight